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Chasing the girls: 2nd grade edition

I asked Stephen if he had a girlfriend and he said “no.” “Good,” I said.  “I think you’re a little too young for a girlfriend.” “Yeah,” he agreed.  “And I think it’s a little too disgusting for me!” I think … Continue reading

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Math Homework

Keep in mind that this is Stephen’s enrichment homework, not his regular homework.  AKA he is ahead of 2nd grade math so they are giving him extra homework from 3rd grade also (oh, the rewards of over achievement!) So I … Continue reading

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Second Grade

Stephen started second grade today.  While we were waiting at the bus stop, he looked like this: When I got home from work, I was eager to hear about his first day at his new school. “Stephen, how was your … Continue reading

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The Talk

Stephen and I had “the talk” in the car yesterday.  Don’t worry!  Not the talk you’re thinking of!  The OTHER talk.  The drugs/alcohol talk.  (Although I have explained that babies happen when seeds in a mommy’s tummy get together with … Continue reading

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Fun Mommy

On Thanksgiving Day, I took Stephen swimming at the YMCA, just the two of us.  We had a blast–we swam around, carefree and goofy in a way I can’t be when I have the whole crew.  I listened to Stephen’s … Continue reading

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Brush every day!

Last week, I returned from brushing my teeth upstairs to find this in the kitchen: Two babies covered in cocoa powder and the contents of my lazy susan all over the floor. Today, I went to brush my teeth and … Continue reading

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Garage sale

Stephen’s reading class had a “garage sale” today.  They were supposed to bring in something small that they don’t want anymore to donate, and then they can get something different.  Stephen picked out a few cars that he said he … Continue reading

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