There were 2 washing teams: team Baby Bath and team Big Boy Shower. I captained Team Baby Bath; Eric captained team Big Boy Shower
Baby Bath: Master tub in the master bathroom. Filling the tub, undressing the babies, all is well. Point 1 for Baby Bath.
Big Boy Shower: Shower in the boys’ bathroom. Shower curtain left open, water spraying everywhere. No points for Big Boy Shower.
Baby Bath: Splashing, laughing, playing, having fun in the tub. Point 2 for Baby Bath.
Big Boy Shower: Screaming coming from bathroom. Adrian dropped a toy ship on Stephen’s toe, making him bleed and scream. Big Boy Shower 0.
Baby Bath: Time to wash up! Go get shampoo, come back to find….babies sitting in a tub of poop. And Will, about to put a nice, soggy piece in his mouth. Naked, wet babies scream when (inexplicably) yanked out of tub. Will especially screaming because he was enjoying poop fishing. Baby Bath loses 2 points.
Big Boy Shower: Screaming finally ceases. Big boys soaping up successfully. 1 point for Big Boy Shower
Baby Bath: Will poops and pees on the floor while Team Captain drains and cleans the tub. -1 points for Baby Bath
Big Boy Shower: Cleaning completed, big boys now dressing and brushing teeth. 1 point for Big Boy Shower
Baby Bath: After failing to convince Daddy to switch teams, babies are back in the tub for round 2 of washing. 1 point for Baby Bath
Finally, 4 boys washed, dried, dressed, and asleep in bed. Team Captains are on the couch watching TV and eating dessert…10 points for Team Parents! We win!