Facebook Envy

Just so you know, now that I have a n-used Iphone, it’s easier than ever to make you jealous of me and my fabulous life through social media.

I can take selfies of myself looking awesome alongside my incredibly hot husband:

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I can easily post pictures of my kids being cuter than your kids:

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I can post where I am having all the fun you’re not having that I didn’t invite you to:

I can show you the amazing food I’m eating that you can’t enjoy:

 

While also posting how skinny I’m getting and talking about how I go to the gym all the time:

 

 

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(Not to mention OMG and LMAO)

 

And you can admire the baby hat I knitted out of earth friendly organic yarn based on a pattern I found on pintrest:

Stay tuned to my Facebook page and blog for more of my fabulously fantastic life (which is obviously much more beautiful and fabulously fantastical than your life)

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About jennyvogan

Author of "Stephen's Mom," a blog documenting the funny, crazy life of raising four boys while keeping my day job as an ultrasound tech.
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2 Responses to Facebook Envy

  1. Raney says:

    Haha! So jealous! 😛

  2. Rainey says:

    Okay… and why am I just now noticing that my comments come up as “Raney”? Ugh.

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