Stephen had a friend over today and they were eating lunch together.  Suddenly his friend, A* asked, “Do you know where my uncle was?”

“Where?”  Asked Stephen.

“In jail!  For selling Coke!”

“What!” Cried Stephen.  “I like coke!”

His friend looked perplexed.  “No,” he insisted, “He was selling drugs!  Bad drugs!”

Stephen glared at A.  “A!  You didn’t say drugs.  You said coke.  Now was it drugs or Coke!?”

A looked very confused and unsure himself about the situation.  “Bad drugs!”  He repeated.

Stephen shrugged.  “Well, you said Coke.  And I like Coke.”  

That seemed to settle the matter…I decided not to clarify the situation.

*Name changed to protect the innocent!


About jennyvogan

Author of "Stephen's Mom," a blog documenting the funny, crazy life of raising four boys while keeping my day job as an ultrasound tech.
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One Response to Coke

  1. Rainey says:

    Oh my… it’s sad that kids even know about this stuff these days. I get so mad when people bring their little kids into the parole office. They don’t need to even know that exists!

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