Talking with a 2 year old: Quotes from this week

Upon finding that my Thanksgiving centerpiece has bite marks in it:

Me: “Stephen, did you eat Mommy’s decoration?”

Stephen: “Steben eat Mommy’s decaton!  Nummy nummy!”

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Stephen plays with his panda bear and says, “Mommy, panda bear tail!”  as he points out the tail. 

“Where is your tail?” I ask.

“Mommy, Steben no tail,” he responds, patting his bottom.  “Steben hab a penis.”  He pats his crotch.

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Stephen joins us in bed on Saturday morning.  He snuggles into the covers, puts his nose right on mine, and whispers, “Mommy change your diaper please.  Poo-poos eeeww.”

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“Time to get dressed!”  I say.

“No!  Be naked boy!”  He cries, and runs away as fast as he can.

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And my favorite:  Stephen runs to me and throws his arms around my neck.  “I love you, Mommy,” he says.

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About jennyvogan

Author of "Stephen's Mom," a blog documenting the funny, crazy life of raising four boys while keeping my day job as an ultrasound tech.
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One Response to Talking with a 2 year old: Quotes from this week

  1. raineality says:

    Hi Jenny! Happy Thanksgiving to you and your adorable family! I miss you guys! Love you!

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